I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.
I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?
Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's.
You with those curves, and me with no brakes ...
Aw, girl, I'm gonna have to put you on my "To Do" List!
Save a horse -- ride a cowboy.
Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
What do you say we go back to my crib and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply
Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours
Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?
I have a six inch tongue and I can breath through my ears
My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?
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Thursday, May 28, 2009
Good pick up lines for Guy | Pickup Lines to Use on Men
Are looking for a way to good pick up lines for Guy or just looking for a good laugh, you'll find both here. These pickup lines to use on men could help with both! If you're looking for more pickup lines, check out our top 101 pickup lines that can be used on both men and women.
1. If I could have you in bed, I wouldn't need the cover to keep warm.
2. Are you a fairytale? [Why?] Because you can't be for real.
3. You're just the way I like my coffee. Tall, black, and strong.
4. Is that a keg in your pants? [No, why?] Cause I'm trying to tap that.
5. You've been a bad boy! Now go to MY room!
6. I've looked for a man with a VCR and I've finally found the perfect one.... thats a Very Cute Rear by the way.
7. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your jeans.
8. Want to take a swim in my ocean?
9. If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
10. Did you fart? Cuase you blew me away.
11. I bet I could beat you at football. [No way.] Give me the ball and you tackle.
12. Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
13. Hi. [Trust us, it doesn't take much to pick up the average guy.]
14. Do you have a Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you.
15. I may not be Wilma, but I can sure make your bedrock.
16. Do these look real?
17. Want to play fireman? We can stop, drop and roll.
18. Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
19. [Reach for the back of their shirt and look at the tag, then say:] Just what I thought, made in Heaven.
20. You know, sweetie, my lips won't just kiss themselves...
21. You are the hottest thing since sunburn.
22. I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?
1. If I could have you in bed, I wouldn't need the cover to keep warm.
2. Are you a fairytale? [Why?] Because you can't be for real.
3. You're just the way I like my coffee. Tall, black, and strong.
4. Is that a keg in your pants? [No, why?] Cause I'm trying to tap that.
5. You've been a bad boy! Now go to MY room!
6. I've looked for a man with a VCR and I've finally found the perfect one.... thats a Very Cute Rear by the way.
7. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your jeans.
8. Want to take a swim in my ocean?
9. If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
10. Did you fart? Cuase you blew me away.
11. I bet I could beat you at football. [No way.] Give me the ball and you tackle.
12. Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
13. Hi. [Trust us, it doesn't take much to pick up the average guy.]
14. Do you have a Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you.
15. I may not be Wilma, but I can sure make your bedrock.
16. Do these look real?
17. Want to play fireman? We can stop, drop and roll.
18. Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
19. [Reach for the back of their shirt and look at the tag, then say:] Just what I thought, made in Heaven.
20. You know, sweetie, my lips won't just kiss themselves...
21. You are the hottest thing since sunburn.
22. I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?
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Saturday, April 4, 2009
26 BEAUTIFUL ONE-LINERS | Amazing pick up lines
26 BEAUTIFUL ONE-LINERS
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1. Give God what's right -- not what's left.
2. Man's way leads to a hopeless end -- God's way leads to an endless hope.
3. A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.
4. He who kneels before God can stand before anyone.
5. In the sentence of life, the devil may be a comma--but never let him be the period.
6. Don't put a question mark where God puts a period.
7. Are you wrinkled with burden? Come to the church for a face-lift.
8. When praying, don't give God instructions - just report for duty.
9. Don't wait for six strong men to take you to church.
10. We don't change God's message -- His message changes us.
11. The church is prayer-conditioned.
12. When God ordains, He sustains.
13. WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning.
14. Plan ahead -- It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.
15. Most people want to serve God, but only in an advisory position.
16. Suffering from truth decay? Brush up on your Bible.
17. Exercise daily -- walk with the Lord.
18. Never give the devil a ride -- he will always want to drive.
19. Nothing else ruins the truth like stretching it.
20. Compassion is difficult to give away because it keeps coming back.
21. He who angers you controls you.
22. Worry is the darkroom in which negatives can develop.
23. Give Satan an inch & he'll be a ruler.
24. Be ye fishers of men -- you catch them & He'll clean them.
25. God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called....
26. Read the Bible -- It will scare the hell out of you.
Now take 60 seconds and give this a shot! Let's just see if Satan stops this one. All you do is:
1. Simply say a small prayer for the person who sent you this, e.g. LORD, God, bless this person in whatever it is that You know he or she may be needing this day....)
2. Then forward to relatives, friends and co-workers. Within hours five people would have prayed for you, and you would have caused a multitude of people to pray to God for other people.
3. Tell them to subscribe to FoddForThought if they are not yet a subscriber. It's a FREE service.
Then sit back and watch the power of God work in your life for doing the thing that you know He loves.
What we do in life echoes in eternity....
I love this! Let's keep it going! No catches. Just the peace in knowing that you were able to share God's love and wisdom to all those you have contact with and even bless someone you don't know.
Have a blessed day!
Rick, FFT Moderator
PRAYER
Lord Jesus, continue to touch us as we pray for continuous healing in our lives, so that we might overcome all adversities and reach for the holiness that will be pleasing to God our Father.
Author Unknown
1. Give God what's right -- not what's left.
2. Man's way leads to a hopeless end -- God's way leads to an endless hope.
3. A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.
4. He who kneels before God can stand before anyone.
5. In the sentence of life, the devil may be a comma--but never let him be the period.
6. Don't put a question mark where God puts a period.
7. Are you wrinkled with burden? Come to the church for a face-lift.
8. When praying, don't give God instructions - just report for duty.
9. Don't wait for six strong men to take you to church.
10. We don't change God's message -- His message changes us.
11. The church is prayer-conditioned.
12. When God ordains, He sustains.
13. WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning.
14. Plan ahead -- It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.
15. Most people want to serve God, but only in an advisory position.
16. Suffering from truth decay? Brush up on your Bible.
17. Exercise daily -- walk with the Lord.
18. Never give the devil a ride -- he will always want to drive.
19. Nothing else ruins the truth like stretching it.
20. Compassion is difficult to give away because it keeps coming back.
21. He who angers you controls you.
22. Worry is the darkroom in which negatives can develop.
23. Give Satan an inch & he'll be a ruler.
24. Be ye fishers of men -- you catch them & He'll clean them.
25. God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called....
26. Read the Bible -- It will scare the hell out of you.
Now take 60 seconds and give this a shot! Let's just see if Satan stops this one. All you do is:
1. Simply say a small prayer for the person who sent you this, e.g. LORD, God, bless this person in whatever it is that You know he or she may be needing this day....)
2. Then forward to relatives, friends and co-workers. Within hours five people would have prayed for you, and you would have caused a multitude of people to pray to God for other people.
3. Tell them to subscribe to FoddForThought if they are not yet a subscriber. It's a FREE service.
Then sit back and watch the power of God work in your life for doing the thing that you know He loves.
What we do in life echoes in eternity....
I love this! Let's keep it going! No catches. Just the peace in knowing that you were able to share God's love and wisdom to all those you have contact with and even bless someone you don't know.
Have a blessed day!
Rick, FFT Moderator
PRAYER
Lord Jesus, continue to touch us as we pray for continuous healing in our lives, so that we might overcome all adversities and reach for the holiness that will be pleasing to God our Father.
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