Top 10 Sex World Record

Top 10 Sex World Record

1) The most ejaculatory orgasms ever recorded in 1 hour for a man is 16.

 2) The farthest a woman has been recorded to ejaculate is about 9'29" (3 m).

 3) The greatest distance attained for a jet of semen that has ever been recorded is 18'9" (5.71 m) which was achieved with a "substantial" amount of seminal fluid by Horst Schultz.

 4) The average speed of a man's ejaculation is 28 miles (45.05 km) per hour. The average speed of a city bus is 25 miles (40.22 km) per hour.

 5) Having swallowed the most amount of semen ever officially recorded Michelle Monaghan had 1.7 pints (0.96 liter) of semen pumped out of her stomach in Los Angeles in July 1991.

 6) The female gangbang world record is owned by a woman named Houston who had intercourse with 620 men in one day! A video was made of this historic event. As it took about 10 hours (with a few very brief breaks) to do it, the average time of intercourse was less than 58 seconds.

 7) Women hold the record for having the most orgasms. The biggest amount of orgasms enjoyed by a woman in 1 hour ever recorded is a pussy shattering 134!

 8) The male gangbang world record goes to porn actor Jon Dough who worked himself over 55 women in one day. He had 5 to 6 ejaculations. Actually, he was supposed to have had intercourse with at least 101 women, but he did the other 46 two weeks later.

 9) The record of the man who has had intercourse the most frequently goes to a man who was recorded to have had intercourse about 52,000 times over a period of 30 years. This means he had intercourse on average 33.3 times a week!

 10) Youngest Father - Sean Stewart, of Sharnbrook, England, became the father of a healthy 6 lb. baby boy on January 20, 1998, at age 12

Longest Phone Call Ever | Tony Breaks Longest Phone Calls Record

Tony Wright has broken the record for the longest continuous phone call ever recorded Chatterbox Tony Wright today broke the world record for the longest phone call - and he was still talking.
 The Cornishman talked on his internet phone for 40 hours - and was still going strong. The previous record for the world's longest phone call stood at 39 hours, 18 minutes and 24 seconds. It was set on November 3, 2005 by Sandra Kobel and Stephen Hafner, from Switzerland. But shortly after 2am today, Mr Wright successfully broke the record while talking to Jenny Barnard, of north London. His record bid began when he chatted to TV weather forecaster Sian Lloyd almost two days ago. Since then hundreds of people have taken hourly chat slots with Mr Wright to help him beat the record. "I have now got my own little piece of world record history," said Ms Barnard, who was speaking to Mr Wright when the record was broken. Conversation subjects have, so far, ranged from heartbreaks and romance to psychobabble and from stomach mucus to the upcoming Led Zeppelin concert. "Luckily, I do not have to worry about a huge phone bill because we are using Tesco internet phones, meaning that this mammoth call is free," said Mr Wright. The world record celebrates the launch of new low-cost monthly call plans from Tesco internet phone. Anyone with broadband internet access will be able to make really long phone calls for free, or for a fraction of what you would expect to pay. ::

Mr Wright broke the world record for sleeplessness by staying awake for 11 days in May this year.

Shadow Magic

Impossible Friendship Cat n Mouse

Fashion Tips

1. White reflects light so wherever you wear it you will bring attention. Having said that, if you have any body parts you don't want to appear larger don't accentuate that area by adorning it in white and wearing a dark color next to it. What you can do is wear white from head- to- toe so no particular area has focus. For example, if you have large hips don't wear white bottoms with a dark top because the eye will be drawn to the bottom. Instead, wear a white top and white pants and use accessories to take the focus away from the problem area. Or wear white on top and black on the bottom.


2.Wear black and white combinations with accessories to create impact. Wear a white skirt with a black top, black shoes, white handbag, and a black/white necklace. Handbags and scarves that have a black and white pattern will also bring some pizzazz. Experiment.


3. To change your look, wear white with bright colors such as pink and green. Again, choose accessories that will add interest. A pink or green b ag, pink jewelry, pink shoes etc. You can also try 3 color combinations such as pink/black/white green/black/white or red/black/white.

4 . Wear white only until the end of the summer season and don't wear white to a wedding unless you are the bride.

5 . Wear white T-shirts with jeans and choose a finer fabric to wear with suits for a more professional look. When you wear whites pay attention to your undergarments ? Avoid lacy bras ? Choose to wear nudes, they will not show under white.

Fun with Magazines Ads

Whose Baby?

White couple with a black baby

Honey, I think he has your eyes.

SuperGlue Shaming

who has passed out and his friends used SuperGlue to attach things to his head.

Most shaming pics are stupid, but this one is fairly clever.

Only The Dog knows for Sure

Did he or didn't he?

Girl With Amazing Eyes

Girl With Amazing Eyes. They Can`t Be Fake

Gangster Ducks

Picture of two baby ducks roughing up a cat like a couple of mobsters.

Didn't we tell you to stay out of this neighborhood?

Tips For Makeing Bunny

To make the inside of the ears, take the plastic applicator from the Playtex tampon and use scissors or a utility knife to slice it into vertical strips. The tip of each strip should be one of the applicator “petals”; continue cutting till you reach the ridged base of the tube, then cut across. Round off the square bottom of each strip.

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Fill the length of each rabbit ear tampon with hot glue and press a plastic applicator strip into place, with the pointed end up and the curved part pointing out.

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Remove string from Playtex tampon and set it aside. Set the tampon “point” up. Use a generous amount of hot glue to attach ears, placing them inside the “creases” or folds of the tampon.

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Cut off the tip of one of the remaining pink plastic applicator “petals.” This triangular piece will be the nose. Hot glue it to the tip of the Playtex tampon.

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Hot glue the eyes in place.

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Cut the pipe cleaners into four two-inch pieces and hot glue into place on either side of the nose. If you wish to hang the bunny as an ornament, hot glue the reserved string onto the back.

Tips For Making Bunny

What’s fluffy and white and cottony soft? Tampons! And bunnies! That’s why this tampon Easter Bunny was such a natural. If he sticks around for your period, he’ll bring you some unfertilized eggs.

Materials

• Playtex tampon with pink plastic applicator
• Two Tampax tampons
• Hot glue gun
• Utility knife or scissors
• Wiggly eyes
• Pipe cleaners

Instructions

Remove Playtex tampon from applicator. Moisten slightly to expand and let dry. Save pink plastic applicator. Remove Tampax tampons from applicators. Hold tampon, pinching at each end, and pull to expand. Widen in the middle to create an “ear” shape. The string side should be on the back, while the “furrow” side should be on the front. Trim strings off bottom and top if necessary.

Lazy Seagull

A large sea turtle swimming through the water with a seagull perched on its shell.

Turtle, ferry boat - they're all the same to this bird.

The Guy Behind Me

A kid holding a big sign at a sporting event that does nothing but block the view

Well said.

Kitty Style

An aggressive cat humping a dog in a slight role reversal

The affectionate neck biting makes this one a classic.

Beauty Inside Our Body

The cells lining the stomach secrete a layer of mucus to protect against the acidic gastric juices

These match-like structures are found in the brain and secrete a substance that cushions the brain and spinal cord against shock.

Rose petals scattered on a scarlet divan? This is actually the lining of the rectum

These crystals may look pretty, but the kidney stones they form can be extremely painful to pass through the urine.

This bead-like structure with its projecting legs is a nerve cell. It sends signals and commands to and from the brain.

This dirty-looking surface is actually a healthy tooth. The cells in the green layer produce enamel, which protects the tooth.

A cross section of a piece of carpet? This is actually the small intestine where food is digested.

Here the blood cells are traveling along a vein within the liver. The images are provided by the Science Photo Library.

The surface of the tongue is rough due to these paillae, which contain the taste buds and send tactile information to the brain