Tuesday, August 26, 2008

25 of Lovely Knobs and Knockers You Will Want to Touch

The world is full of lovely knobs and knockers. Here is a broad selection of the big, the bold, the brassy and the beautiful. A word of warning though, they are accompanied by some of the most excruciating knock knock jokes of all time.

Lovely Knobs and Knockers

Knock Knock!

Who's there?
Kean u

Kean u Who?
Kean u let me in? It's getting cold out here!
Lovely Knobs and Knockers

Knock Knock!

Who's there?
Scott

Scott Who?
Scott nothing to do with you.

Lovely Knobs and Knockers

Knock Knock!

Who's there?
Buddha

Buddha Who?
Buddha this slice of bread for me, will you?
Lovely Knobs and Knockers

Knock Knock!

Who's there?
Tad

Tad Who?
Tad Ol' devil called love again
Lovely Knobs and Knockers

Knock Knock!

Who's there?
Ivan

Ivan Who?
Ivan my money back, give me my money back!
Lovely Knobs and Knockers

Knock Knock!

Who's there?
Juicy

Juicy Who?
Juicy what I just saw, juicy it?
Lovely Knobs and Knockers

Knock Knock!

Who's there?
Zizi

Zizi Who?
Zizi when you know how!
Lovely Knobs and Knockers

Knock Knock!

Who's there?
Julie

Julie Who?
Julie your door unlocked all the time?
Lovely Knobs and Knockers

Knock Knock!

Who's there?
Ida

Ida Who?
Ida your face, you're way too ugly!
Lovely Knobs and Knockers

Knock Knock!

Who's there?
Candy

Candy Who?
Candy cow jump over the moon?
Lovely Knobs and Knockers

Knock Knock!

Who's there?
Sadie

Sadie Who?
Sadie Pledge of Allegiance and be a good American!
Lovely Knobs and Knockers

Knock Knock!

Who's there?
Maida

Maida Who?
Maida Force be with you!
Lovely Knobs and Knockers

Knock Knock!

Who's there?
Eamon

Eamon Who?
Eamon in a good mood today, come right in!
Lovely Knobs and Knockers

Knock Knock!

Who's there?
Doris

Doris Who?
Doris locked, that's why I'm knocking!
Lovely Knobs and Knockers

Knock Knock!

Who's there?
Norma Lee

Norma Lee Who?
Norma Lee I don't go around knocking on doors but do you want to buy a vacuum cleaner?
Lovely Knobs and Knockers

Knock Knock!

Who's there?
Tank

Tank Who?
You're welcome!
Lovely Knobs and Knockers

Knock Knock!

Who's there?
Wendy

Wendy Who?
Wendy red red robin comes bob bob bobbin'
Lovely Knobs and Knockers

Knock Knock!

Who's there?
Dexter

Dexter Who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly!
Lovely Knobs and Knockers

Knock Knock!

Who's there?
Aardvark

Aardvark who?
Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles!
Lovely Knobs and Knockers

Knock Knock!

Who's there?
Hawaii

Hawaii who?
I'm fine thanks, Hawaii you?
Lovely Knobs and Knockers

Knock Knock!

Who's there?
Pecan

Pecan who?
Pecan someone your own size
Lovely Knobs and Knockers

Knock Knock!

Who's there?
Annie

Annie who?
Annie thing you can do, I can do better!
Lovely Knobs and Knockers

Knock Knock!

Who's there?
Donna

Donna who?
Donna sit under the apple tree with anyone else but me!
Lovely Knobs and Knockers

Knock Knock!

Who's there?
Amos

Amos who?
A mosquito bit me on my ankle!
Lovely Knobs and Knockers

Knock Knock!

Who's there?
Police

Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock knock jokes!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Can I please have that 3 minutes of my life back?

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