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Monday, January 4, 2010
Friday, July 3, 2009
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
Women's Night Out
Women's Night Out
Your wife decides to go out with her friends drinking and dancing....
You're okay with it, because you get to watch sports all night....
You hear her stumble into bed around 4 and laugh knowing she's going to
have a monster hangover....
You wake up next morning and go outside to the family Volvo, which she used last night....
You sigh in relief because it's all in one piece....
You circle the car looking for dents and find none....
But .... Wait a minute !!!!!!
Your wife decides to go out with her friends drinking and dancing....
You're okay with it, because you get to watch sports all night....
You hear her stumble into bed around 4 and laugh knowing she's going to
have a monster hangover....
You wake up next morning and go outside to the family Volvo, which she used last night....
You sigh in relief because it's all in one piece....
You circle the car looking for dents and find none....
But .... Wait a minute !!!!!!
Thursday, April 3, 2008
Awesome human-shaped fleece flower root
The root, attached to a Chinese fleece flower,plant - favourite dietary supplement in Asia, shows a naked man and woman in all their glory with even the most intimate details in all the right places.
It appears just as it was when the plant was pulled from the ground, according to the man who spotted it on a vegetable stall in a town in China's eastern Shandong province.
The man, named Fan, was so taken with his find he is said to have paid 600 yuan, more than £40, to buy it.
Curious visitors now travel from miles around to see the foot-long veggie couple on display at his home.
Tuesday, September 25, 2007
Sunday, September 23, 2007
If You Really Want To Touch Somebody
Amusing advertisement by Australian Post delivering the message that ‘If you really want to touch someone, send them a letter’. In this digital age, email has taken over much over post mail and writing a letter would definitely be more touching.
Thursday, August 16, 2007
Monday, July 16, 2007
Tips How to look Happy at work
How to look Happy at work
As of today all personnel will be expected to look happy at work. Rubber bands and paper clips will be provided at no cost
Workload getting to you?
Feeling stressed?
Too many Priority 1 assignments?
Here is the new low cost way to cope with multiple Priority 1 assignments!
Take 2 paperclips and rubber bands.
Assemble them as shown on the picture
Apply as shown picture
Enjoy your day.
This new office equipment will help you to reach the end of the day with a smile on your face!
As of today all personnel will be expected to look happy at work. Rubber bands and paper clips will be provided at no cost
Workload getting to you?
Feeling stressed?
Too many Priority 1 assignments?
Here is the new low cost way to cope with multiple Priority 1 assignments!
Take 2 paperclips and rubber bands.
Assemble them as shown on the picture
Apply as shown picture
Enjoy your day.
This new office equipment will help you to reach the end of the day with a smile on your face!
Friday, August 25, 2006
Monday, August 21, 2006
Saturday, August 19, 2006
Saturday, August 12, 2006
Monday, July 24, 2006
Thursday, July 20, 2006
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