Monday, March 30, 2009

Geek Tattoos | crazy tattoos Pictures | Tattoos gallery

The list of some of the weird Geek Tattoos and wonderful Geek tattoos worn by dedicated technology fans containing photographs from tattoo artists around the world. This gallery is Geek Tattoos.

Geek Tattoos | Geek tattoos Pictures | Tattoos gallery Robot love ... "Kommodore", aka Natalie Thompson, decided to get a tattoo of the Android mascot from Google's mobile phone platform on her left wrist.

Her MySpace page has been inundated with admirers after she was covered on technology blog Engadget.com.
Also take a look at her profile in Myspace " The_kommodore ".

Geek Tattoos | Geek tattoos Pictures | Tattoos gallery Power on ... it won't take long to turn this man on - he has the Macintosh power button tattooed on the inside of his left forearm. The owner said the tattoo took almost 12 hours to complete.

"It looks like it's shiny metal and embedded brutally in my left forearm," he said.

Geek Tattoos | Geek tattoos Pictures | Tattoos gallery Hardcore gamer ... who says video games aren't an art form? Fujoshi pays homage to video gaming world with this vividly colourful tattoo that draw on icons that all we know and love, including Mario, Zelda, and Katamari.

Geek Tattoos | Geek tattoos Pictures | Tattoos gallery Out of this world... nothing says retro like a classic alien tattoo from Space Invaders. According to the owner, " Blackespot " his first geek tattoo had a lot of inpwhen choosing the tattoo.

"It's not that I'm a huge Space Invaders fan per se, the icon just seems to well represent the three things I was going for: gaming, retro computing, and the 80s in general - a sort of crude petroglyph found on the walls of the cave of computing history."

Geek Tattoos | Geek tattoos Pictures | Tattoos gallery Love/Hate ... using HTML code as inspiration, this two-handed tattoo can be loosely translated as "begin love, end hate".

However, HTML-monkeys will note that this code would be invalid.

Geek Tattoos | Geek tattoos Pictures | Tattoos gallery Anatomically correct ... another HTML tattoo describes the end of the head, and the beginning of the body.

Geek Tattoos | Geek tattoos Pictures | Tattoos gallery Love is pain ... according to the owner of this particular geek tattoo, "I picked that spot since it's behind my actual heart. It's Gill Sans, which is one of my favorite fonts and I picked black since it's a text based heart and black seemed more pure to that."

Geek Tattoos | Geek tattoos Pictures | Tattoos gallery An apple a day ... Powerbooktrance takes brand seduction to a new level with this Mac love tattoo Apple logo.

"For those other graphic designers the size of the tattoo is Times New Roman at 115 point type," he said.

Geek Tattoos | Geek tattoos Pictures | Tattoos gallery Mac Maniac ... it seems this avid Mac user will not be switching to Microsoft Windows anytime, if this Apple-themed tattoo is anything to go by.

It's a small symbol taken from the Command key on a Macintosh keyboard.

Geek Tattoos | Geek tattoos Pictures | Tattoos gallery Knowledge is power ... another symbol of power, this time complete with circuitry.

Geek Tattoos | Geek tattoos Pictures | Tattoos gallery Plug in ... this tattoo, depicting an ethernet socket, has an interesting position - it's located right above a main arm vein. It has one advantage though, a doctor can easily plug in if he ever needs to draw blood.

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Geek Tattoos | Geek tattoos Pictures | Tattoos gallery Appreciation .. A Girl encoded her appreciation in her mouth..

Geek Tattoos | Geek tattoos Pictures | Tattoos gallery Body Decoration .. Sexy tattoos goes for body ornaments ....



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Sunday, March 29, 2009

TOP 10 Things Men Don’t Want Their Women To Do

10. Wear Night Gowns
The only thing more unflattering than a girl coming to bed in her night gown is a girl coming to bed in her 10-year-old night gown. If you feel the absolute need to wear a gown at least buy one from the lingerie shop so we both win. Until then, sleep naked.
9. Shopping In Slippers
You are with us now. It may be acceptable for someone to walk around Walmart in their best moomoo while wearing slippers and holding hands with their second cousin.
8. Wearing Jean Capri Pants
How old are you? You can show a little more leg now that you’re out of elementary school ya know. You know who wears Capri Pants? Pirates, thats who. Just make up you mind already, do you want to wear shorts or do you want to wear jeans? And no more Skorts either, that’s just false advertising to us men.
7. Dress Up Our Dogs
The only accessory that our rottweiler/pit bull/German Shepard/Labrador/boxer/bulldog needs is a spiked collar. You are not allowed to buy the dog a poncho no matter how cold it is and don’t even think about that sparkly tiara. The dogs listed are the only dogs that matter unless it belongs to your woman and in that case we don’t care what you do with that yappy, little bastard.
6. Start Scrap Booking
I know, it’s a hobby and it gives you something to do but then you are going to make us look at every clipped snowflake, cherub and rainbow until we throw up in our mouths. Whatever happened to the good ol’ days when you just threw your Polaroids into an album?
5. Force Us To Wear Christmas Sweaters
You might be able to pull off themed holiday wear at your company Christmas Party but we are never going to live it down if you make us put on anything will bells and tinsel.
4. Let Your Mother Move In
The only chick we want to see walking around our house picking the underwear out of her ass is you (or a Victoria’s Secret model) so unless you are actively trying to get us to stop having sex with you, put her in a home.
3. Pick Out Matching Outfits
We know you want to let everyone out there know that we are YOUR man and the best way of doing that next to making us carry signs is to buy matching shirts and pants in pastel colors that will more than likely convince people that we’re your gay, best-friend…not your significant other.
2. Cut Your Hair
The ladies ask us what we think about everything and we tell them only to have them ignore us, then come back after doing what we warned against in the first place and bitch to us about it. Cutting your hair short is the worst one because you have a 1 in 5 chance of how it will turn out. Sexy, Butch, Boyish, Feminist, or Transgender. That’s too much of a risk.
1. Gain Weight
Everyone is entitled to fluctuate in the poundage and I’m also not including pregnancy but when your woman goes from a sexy 105 to a bulbous 205 in the course of your first year of marriage it’s not glandular, it’s lazy. Unless we gain the same amount of weight…then we have no right to bitch.

Saturday, March 28, 2009

The incredible cute pets are in action

Just check out these incredible cute pets. It seems its the cute pet day today hehe.

I’m not going out there you know…

incredible cute pets are in action

this exercise program aint easy….

I’m gonna win….or I’ll eat the pieces..

incredible cute pets are in action

God Bless mommy & daddy …

incredible cute pets are in action

Shhhh, they’ll know we’re hiding here!!!

incredible cute pets are in action

Did ya see that ???

incredible cute pets are in action

Alice, aren’t we just beautiful?

incredible cute pets are in action

This little piggy ain’t sayin nuttin hunnie!

incredible cute pets are in action

MMM this is SO good….

incredible cute pets are in action

Ehhh..he loves me! what can I say?

incredible cute pets are in action

What? Well maybe no one will notice?

incredible cute pets are in action

Crabby Old Bird….it don’t like me I think…I’m GONE!

incredible cute pets are in action

That’s as wide as I can open it.!.

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Can I have this kitty???

incredible cute pets are in action

Umm . I think I have a snail on my head…

incredible cute pets are in action

somebody has to eat the carrots !

incredible cute pets are in action

This toothpick isn’t working very well….

incredible cute pets are in action