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Monday, November 23, 2009

Awesome And Cool 17 Creative Hot Air Balloons

Collection of cool modern hot air balloons and creative giant balloon designs from all over the world.

Darth Vader Hot Air Balloon

Cool Darth Vader shaped hot air balloon created by Belgian Star Wars fan Benoit Lambert.

Monsters Inc. Hot Air Balloon

Creative hot air balloon inspired by a 2001 computer animated comedy film from Pixar.

Turtle Hot Air Balloon

Unusual hot air balloon design shaped as a turtle.

Snoopy Balloon

Snoopy balloon makes its way through Columbus circle in New York.

Nescafe Mug Hot Air Balloon

Cool balloon form 14th Philippine International Hot Air Balloon Fiesta.

Shrek Balloon

This cool balloon was paraded during the 81st annual Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade in New York City.

Bees Hot Air Balloons

Creative hot air balloons shaped like honey bees.

Mr. Potato Head Balloon

Mr. Potato Head and Ronald McDonald giant balloons from the 80th Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade.

Ronald McDonald Balloon

Mr. Peanut Hot Air Balloon

Kermit the Frog Balloon

Kermit the Frog balloon makes its way down Broadway in New York.

Thomas Train Hot Air Balloon

Horton Balloon

The Horton balloon makes its way through Times Square in New York.

Space Shuttle Hot Air Balloon

Hot air balloon shaped and sized to resemble the Space Shuttle.

Coca-Cola Bottle Hot Air Balloon

Amazing hot air balloon shaped like a giant Coca-Cola bottle.

Cow Hot Air Balloon

The Cow hot air balloon takes off in the skiing resort of Chateau d’Oex, in the Swiss Alps.

Saturday, November 21, 2009

upgrade girlfriend to wife | Funny Tech Letter

What if u upgraded Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 : )

Dear Tech Support Team:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.

I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities.

Applications such as Bachelor Nights 10.3, Cricket 5.0, Beer With Buddies 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications.

I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the 'uninstall' doesn't work on Wife 1.0.

Please help!

Thanks,
"A Troubled User"

REPLY:

Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that people complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.

Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!!

It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 5.0.

It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to allow this. (Look in your Wife 1.0 Manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support) .

I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the environment.

I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep 3.0, Cook 1.5 and DoLaundry 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5 .

Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Saree 2.1 and Jewelery 5.0

STATUTORY WARNING : DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,
Tech Support ...